Time for a little something different

This vinyl cutout sure looks like 'lice' until you get close enough for contact.

The disparity between the guilt I feel for my lapse in contributions to this website and the sense of loss to an audience is vast enough that a verbal description would in no way be appropriate, like the idea of god, or a bathroom painting.

In the interest of wanting to contribute to the blog and adopting a fresh approach, please continue reading for what I might be calling 'Urinal Thoughts':

Pixar doesn't get enough credit for facilitating a universe where both Michael Cane and Larry The Cable Guy share dialogue.

I think we should have more crowd interaction/chirping at church.

Do man-bun haters realize the alternative is a ponytail? Or braids?

Nitrous oxide is the butt-stuff of cars.

Out of the entire animal kingdom (that I've consumed) fish has the least taste. Even chicken has more taste than fish.

The San Marcos River has the energy of being too drunk to get hurt. A lot of folks are drunk enough to cover those that aren't drinking.

I'm glad I'm not a woman so that I don't have to perform the mental gymnastics of showing my significant other sympathy for when a Jackass star dies.

Even if 'Governor Swap' doesn't get picked up, I think there's traction for 'The Real Housewives of the State Capitols'.

I think of our relationship with our dogs as more of a 'sponsor' than an 'owner'.

Thanks for reading, lemme know if you like it and if I should keep doing these.